Saturday, 27 February 2016

Thailand - Shell's Round Up

Thailand Round-Up

52 Bahts to the £
Average Temperature 90
Average Price of a Beer: £2
Time Difference: +7 Hours

We had both been to Thailand before so knew what to expect. We didn't cover as much time as we had planned, cutting it short so that we could fit in Laos too (rude not to being so close). But it did hold a few surprises with the stunning scenery and landscapes of Khao Sok.



Thailand is just so easy, you can see why its the most travelled route. The infrastructure is totally geared up for tourists, getting you from a island to island, mainland to Island, beach to Jungle,  North, to South and bordering countries. The food is amazing, the currency easy to get your head around and generally most people speak English. Unfortunately though due to this Thailand has lost some of its soul. If you want to absorb yourself in culture and custom its probably not the best place to come, if you want to take some time out from hard nosed traveling and just have a bit of holiday, its for you.



Stand out moments:
  • A sleeper train where you can actually get some sleep
  • Tarmac roads
  • Breath-taking scenery of Khoa Sok
  • Bathing in the lake

  • Pot holing in caves

  • Passing our PADI's

  • Meeting up again with Kathryn and David

  • Thai Boxing

  • Thai Massage
  • Teacher Tom
  • Snorkelling in the Similan Islands

  • Niki's Handlebar

  • Go Go bars in Phuket - a shock to the system after beautiful Myanmar

  • Monks on the beach in Khao Lak
  • Tom Yang Kung soup!
  • Robbing monkeys
Top tips:
  • Don't go to Phuket, we stayed far longer than we should have
  • Don't come when its Chinese New Year, very very busy
  • Do see some Thai Boxing
  • Easy for lone female travellers.


Friday, 26 February 2016

Chaing Mai - Old Friends!

Day 1 – Journey to Chaing Mai

A quick breakfast and then off to the station back to Bangkok, it was hot!, we got cheap seats and even with the windows open we (and the Thais) were melting throughout the 2.5hr journey.
Arriving in Bangkok we were informed that the next train was in an hour’s time, fearing we wouldn’t make the flight we got a taxi and faced the Bangkok Traffic!. The Taxi drivers are pretty good in Bangkok, time is money to them so they weave in and out of the various Jams and so we made our flight in plenty of time.

The flight was on time and pretty uneventful, we even got fed a pasty type thing each J . Arriving in Chaing Mai we negotiated a taxi to our guest house, give we went over budget we opted for a £7 a night one. It was a bit run down but clean with en-suite, hot water and even a TV (which blasted your eardrums when you turned it on and no way of turning it down). It even had a little Gym downstairs with free-weights you could use for 50baht. We discussed doing a work out for 2 seconds and decided to opt on exploring the town and finding a cold beer instead!
Chaing Mai has a really nice feel to it, quite a lot of ex pats move here as it’s much cheaper up north and still maintains some local charm.



To Glenn’s delight we found a bar which played football and he got to watch the Norwich v West Ham match but he was too tired to sit out the 2nd half and we went back for an early night.
Our friends Kathryn and David (who we met in Myanmar) were already in Chaing Mai so we messaged them and was looking forward to meeting up with them the next evening. It’s quite a big place with over 500 guest houses to choose from so we hoped ours wouldn’t be too far from them.

Day 2 – Chaing Mai – Casablanca moment
In all the hostels in all of Chaig Mai in all of Thailand  you had to walk into mine….

Glenn took the bags downstairs whilst I did the usual under the bed, behind the bathroom door checks when I heard loads of laughter, following the noise downstairs I found Kathryn and David enjoying a breakfast waffle after their morning workout (they are much better than us at keeping up the Gym routine!). Now there’s a coincidence!, We caught up with them briefly over a coffee and arranged a meeting point for later that evening has we were checking into another guest house around the corner.
Checking into our new digs (bit more plush but £15 per night) we set-off to the Chinese market to find some clothes for Glenn. His clothes are slowly falling apart, he has a pair of shorts where you can see through them now as they are so thread bear the rest are hanging off him as he’s lost so much weight on the trip. I on the other hand have not lost any, in fact my beer belly Stan Ogden a run for his money!)

After about 2-3hrs of schlepping around our only purchase was a roll-on deodorant and a needle and thread (to make some urgent repairs). It’s tricky finding long shorts for a ‘6’2” bloke when you are in Asia!. Plus he has a weird aversion flip-flops with thongs and the only alternatives we found were not going to tick any fashion boxes!
Giving up on the shopping, we headed back towards our guest house for a bite to eat. The guest house was in a lovely part of town, very leafy and quiet but with little alleyways leading off it which had lots of pretty cafes and bars with a real hippy feel. Trying out a local delicacy, can’t remember the name, something ‘Soy’ but it was a noodle soup type thing with more crispy noodles on top and tasted like a fusion between Indian and Thai, delicious!. That done, we headed back to our room to relax till the evening!



On the way to our meeting point, Glenn told me to carry on ahead whilst he ran into a bar, looking very mischievous. Meeting Kathryn and David he whispered in David’s ear and then they both announced that it would be good to watch Arsenal V Leicester match (David’s a big gunners fan!). About turn, we went back to last night’s bar for the boys to get their football fix. Happy Valentine’s J.


After footie: Arsenal won 2-1, we headed to the night market for some delicious bbq’d meat and then onto a sit down place for roast duck. We wanted to go onto a bar but to our total horror everything was now closed, so not a big party town then!. We ended up going back to our guest house, getting a few beers from the pay fridge and chatting away to the wee hours, no doubt keeping our neighbours up!

Day 3 – More of the same!

So, you will quickly be able to tell that our stay in Chaing Mai is largely made up of meeting up with our friends in the evening and not a lot else!

Not going to draw this one out, we got up, fuzzy headed!, sourced some travel books for Laos and Philippines (managed to trade in our 3rd hand Thailand book for the equivalent of £5 J. Did a bit of research on Laos and then booked our trip, we opted for the 6-7 hour mini bus to the boarder then a 2 day slow boat along the Mekong River. Exhausted from our efforts we headed back to chill out at the guest house till the evening where we were meeting up with K & D again.

Witnessing our 2nd motor bike crash of the trip whilst we waited for our friends to arrive, A Thai and 2 tourists, they both got up! We all agreed that it would be a good idea to eat first! We headed by Tuk-Tuk to a place they had eaten at previously, delicious authentic Northern Thai Food.

We then headed to a few bars, one playing lots of dance music (David loved it, Glenn didn’t) then onto a live rock band bar playing really REALLY heavy music (Glenn loved it, David didn’t). Leaving the Rock Band place we found all the bars were closing again and so we asked for some advice and headed to a late bar which was pretty surreal, a real mixed bunch but it did cold Chang!

It turned out that whatever order you eat food or drink in, you still get smashed with these two! J

Day 4 – Ground hog day

Really REALLY fuzzy heads today! I think we managed to get out of our room by noon and I’d managed to talk Glenn into a massage as he had a bad back from crap beds. We headed off to a place our friends had recommended. Glenn was pretty nervous as he isn’t a big fan of Massages since the one where he was assaulted in Vietnam, the girl insisting on giving him a ‘Happy Ending’.

When we arrived, I decided on a full body massage as the place looked really good with a queue of people, Thai and Tourists. Glenn opted for a back/neck/shoulder massage. I was asked to change into some togs (you have to for a full Thai massage as they pull you about so much. To Glenn’s relief I was on the matt right next to him so I could project him.
It was bloody brutal! I’m pretty flexible but I don’t think my knee should be pushed to see how far it can reach my ear, or  whether indeed my foot can reach the opposite wall. I had one a few years back and don’t remember it being so painful, foot massage from now on. Glenn had some pretty brutal elbowing and back-walking to contend with too and once finished, we were both exhausted and glad to escape back to our guest house via a short stop for more coconut shakes.

Tonight we were only meeting with Kathryn as David had booked an overnight retreat to a Monastery with monks where you did lots of Omming and meditating and getting up extremely  early to do more of the same. Kathryn however was going to join us on our planned night, Thai boxing!.

The boxing ring was in a really seedy part of town, which made it really interesting to walk through. Arriving, we was glad we opted for the cheap seats as it was a pretty small arena and you had a good view from everywhere!
It was brilliant, much more brutal than Phi Phi and REAL this time.

Bout 1: lasted about 3 mins where one Thai took out the other with a roundhouse kick to the ribs OUCH

2: Girls, really boring, more dancing than boxing!
Bout 3: Best one!, the guys were actually Psyching each other out offering each 3 punches to the face, and taking the hits!. Cartwheel kicks to the face, MAD!

Bout 4. A break so entertainment boxing which consisted of 3 blokes blindfolded swinging arms and legs around with the vague hope of connecting with something or someone, the ref got a few digs too!
Bout 5: Two heavy weights, we thought this would be a good one but they can’t move as fast so lighter is better

Bout 6-8. Lighter weights, more of the same.

Still a bit jaded from the previous nights out, we took some photo’s of ourselves in the ring and said our goodbyes to Katherine and headed back to the hostel as we had an early start the next day.

Thursday, 25 February 2016

Ayuthaya - Back to Temples!

Day 1 – Night Train

It was time to leave the Jungle and say goodbye to our room-rats, so we packed, had a bit of breakfast and waited for the mini-bus to take us to the train station which was around 30 miles away.

We had decided to head up north and had booked an overnight train to Bangkok, we had been told by Bastian that the Thai trains were OK and we would be OK with a 2nd Class Sleeper ticket

The minibus duly picked us up and after around an hour we arrived at the train station and bought our tickets.   The only thing was the train was not due to depart until around 6.30 which meant we had 4 hours to kill.  So we checked our bags into left luggage and spent the time in a nearby café where we had some beers whilst updated the blog and doing some research on the place we were heading for, Ayuthaya.

Picking our bags up we waited for the train to arrive, being slightly apprehensive due to our Indian Train experiences.  However it arrived fairly promptly and we boarded and found our seats/bunks.

We needn’t have worried as the train was pretty clean and so we sat down and watched a downloaded program on Shell’s Ipad.  Whilst we were watched a female train attendant came along converting the seats into bunk beds, not only did she set the bed up but she made them up with fresh sheets and pillows and set up individual curtains so you had a nice little space of your own.
 

Getting hungry we decided to check  out the buffet carriage where we found that we could get a set 3 course Thai meal for a couple of pounds – British rail should take note!

After dinner Shell and I retired to our respective bunks and read for a bit before going to sleep, this train is the best method of transport we have had so far.

Day 2 – Temples & Darth Vader

Shelley taking over to give Glenn a rest!. Waking up to our alarm after a great night sleep I opened my curtain to be met with a camp attendant offering me hot coffee, how great!, Nice cosy bed, curtains, western loo’s and coffee on demand!.

We got off and negotiated a tuk tuk to a guest house which was a recommendation from one of the French folks we met at the Lake. The Tuk Tuks here are quite a different shape from elsewhere, the front looking a bit like Darth Vader’s mask, evidently they originated from Japan which makes sense given their Samurai appearance. 
 
 
Ayutaya was originally the capital of Siam in the year??  However it was sacked by the Burmese who decided to smash all their temples (over 300) and knock off all the heads of the Budha's when they invaded in the year ???
Checking in we had an early lunch and then set off on foot to explore some of the many Wats in the area. it was hot!, being away from the coast and jungle and being in the middle of a dusty town we really felt the heat!. We hadn’t got far when a Tuk Tuk approached and offered us a deal on driving us to a couple on the outer reaches, deciding that we couldn’t deal with the heat any longer we jumped in and headed off to the first temple



Neither of us can remember the names of the temples but the first was nice, with lots of Buddha’s, a climb to the top rewarded you with an opportunity to buy gold leaf and stick them on the various Icons…We decided to save our money for a cold G&T later instead.
The 2nd temple was in the heart of the old city where you could board an Elephant and then go around in a corral to look at the various ruins. It looked a bit too touristy for us and didn’t offer much shade so we decided to explore on foot and save our money for a nice G&T later



We headed back to the Guest house to rest up a bit (the journey was starting to catch up on us) so that we would be ready for an evening Temple river cruise we had booked through the guest house. When the time came we were collected by Tuk Tuk, dropped off at a jetty and set off on our cruise. We both thought it would be a gentle cruise around the river with the opportunity of taking a few snaps from the boat which suited us fine as by now we were both a bit knackered!
So it was with mixed feelings when we pulled up at the first temple and told to go and explore for 20mins (we were back in 10) and the same pattern continued for the next 3 to 4 temples. But in all honesty we both did enjoy it and it allowed us to get a few snaps in for the blog.



Tuk Tuk’d back to the Guest House we thought that we had now thoroughly earnt the G&T’s we had in credit and so after checking a few price lists: (sitting down, given a drinks menu, getting up and leaving as it was too expensive and going to the next till we found one in price range) we finally sat down to enjoy. A small group went passed and was deliberating between the bar we were at and the next so I called over to them and shared our price wisdom and they came to join us.
The group was made up of 2 couples from Canada, for 2 of them it was their first time abroad and they looked blown away, and a little shell shocked by Thailand. The other couple had a fellow Muso for Glenn to wax lyrical about Rock Bands with. After a while, a loan travel asked if he could join us, Eddie from London who joined in the Who have you seen” “I was there”, “my mate met him” discussions about rock bands.

I think we then went to another bar further along where I got chatting to a German guy about the war (he brought it up honest!), I think it was a really interesting conversation but after those G&T’s it’s all now a bit vague so we headed off to bed.

Day 3 – How do we get out of town??

Getting up fairly early we had decided to rent a scooter for the day and do our own sight seeing.  First we had breakfast (they do pretty good cheese and ham omelettes here) and then we went across the road to rent a bike.
 
We needed to sort out our sleeper train for the next day so we headed for the station first and after a while we found it, only to find out that the overnight train we wanted to get to Chang Mai was fully booked for the next day, so we returned back to our hotel to have a rethink.

Our next thought was to check the coaches but they were an overnight affair that arrived around 4.00 in the morning and we now think the coaches/mini-buses are our worst form of transport in Asia.  So after some deliberation we thought it was best to get a train back to Bangkok and get a internal flight, which actually only worked out about £20 more than the coach..

After about an hour and quite a bit of swearing at the computer (Glenn not Shel!) we had booked our flights so then we headed back to the train station to book some tickets to Bangkok.  We were then told we could not buy the tickets until the next day (we were told this would be no problem).

So after wasting most of the morning trying to figure out how to get to our next destination (one of the downsides of travelling) we then set about sight-seeing. 
First we stopped at what was supposed to be a floating market, but it turned out to be a tourist hotspot and you had to pay to see that and a cultural show (Shell and I have seen enough ‘cultural show’ to last us a life time), but there was a little market there with school kids visiting to feed the sheep and ride Elephants.



The rest of the afternoon we rode along the border of the Island (It’s inland but surrounded by a river), looking at the various temples and people along the way, stopping off for a quick Sprite – Shelley, Horrible green thing – Glenn about half way round.

 

When we completed the loop we thought it was time to get some food and we found what we though looked like a nice restaurant overlooking the river.  Unfortunately the food was double the price we normally paid and once it arrived it wasn’t as nice, but we did try some dishes that were new to us  for a change (horrible fried mince thing)
Food done we then headed back to the hotel and deposited the scooter back, although we like exploring on bikes it’s always a bit of a relief to return us and the bike back in one piece.

It was then Gin O’Clock so we headed across to the bar we were in the previous night and soon got speaking to an Ex-Pat, Steve, who had moved there, worked for 10 years in the Elephant sanctuary before retiring (although he still pops to the sanctuary to help out on a voluntary basis).  We spent a few hours chin wagging with him, tried the local tobacco (which was 5p and pretty much tasted like it too), and when he left we had another drink before moving on.
Next up we went a few doors down to a bar that had been recommended by Eddie the night before, where there was a live rock band.  Getting there we got some seats at the front, the bar lady came and asked if we were OK there as she thought the band might be too loud for us oldies! (As if!!!!).

The band set up and they looked like very normal young Thai guys, but once they got into their set playing a few softer numbers they then ripped into stuff like, System of a Down’s – Toxicity and Drowning Pool’s – Let the Bodies Hit the Floor, I was quite impressed that this was a cover band for the tourists!!
 
Once the band finished and we had given them the thumbs up we got chatting to another German guys for the rest of the night until we were asked to finish our drinks outside.  We then returned back to the hotel, then Glenn not Shelley had to return to the bar as we had left our bag there, fortunately it was still under the outside table!!

Saturday, 20 February 2016

Khao Sok – Waterfall’s and Gibbon Calls!


Day 1 – Welcome to the Jungle

Speaking with the locals the previous day we found that we could get to our next destination, Khao  Lak, by local bus, it being another 60km up north.

After a heavy night before we headed for the 12.00 bus outside the 7-11 on a around the corner on a blisteringly hot day (they were supposed to be on the hour every hour).  When we got to the 7-11 there was no sign of a bus stop so we had to check with a couple of people that this was actually the place to wait.  Anyway come 12.30 nothing had arrived, so we waited to 1.00pm still no sign of it.  As we had been waiting so long a cat decided to curl up around Shell’s legs (see pic below), eventually around 2.00 the bus actually turned up.
 

It was a journey of around 10km before we were deposited at the main terminal, where we learned we would have to get another bus around half an hour later.  So we got a bit of food from the canteen in the terminal whilst we waited – it quite possibly might have been chicken???

We got boarded the second bus and were soon winding through the jungle infested hills and after another 50km we arrived in Khao Sok for our Jungle adventure. 

We got off the bus and dragged our bags down the road for another ½ km to where we found our accommodation for the next couple of nights, The Jungalows (Or Monkey Mansions).  The reception/restaurant/bar area was all wooden and bamboo built, with hammocks and low level cushion seating and the owner, Bastian, seemed like he was permanently stoned. 
 
Once checked in we were shown to our Jungalow, which was set back in the Jungle vegetation.  It too was totally built out of wood/bamboo and had a nice veranda outside.  Once inside you could say it had a lot of ventilation as the eaves were non-existent and quite a lot of gaps in the floorboards.  We had already read in the reviews that you got some visitors during the night and judging by the rat crap on top of the mosquito net it looked like the reviews were going to be proved correct.  Also our en-suite was similar with the roof open to the elements, it also had a large dustbin full of water to assist you if the shower stopped working (If someone else in the other bungalows was using a shower at the same time).



As it was late in the afternoon we decided just to chill in the reception area with a few beers and a couple of Thai curry’s for our dinner.  The music was of a particularly chilled variety and we entertained ourselves watching the resident Gecko’s hunting around the lampshade fitting (this has become a new hobby for us during our travels.  It was only when Shelley noticed some rats using the roof beams as rat-runs she became a bit more disconcerted.

Eventually we went to bed ensuring our mosquito net was well fitted and it wasn’t long after we turned the lights out we began to hear our furry friends running around the roof area.  Shell’s technique of slapped the bed hard and shouting did not seem to deter them.  We were also hearing quite heavy landings on our roof, but didn’t like to speculate on what these might have been.



During the night call of nature came (it happen’s at our age!!) and I had to brave our en-suite/privy, Shell thinking I needed back-up decided to come with me (Although I suspect she was worried about being left alone with the rats!).  Banging the door before we entered to scare anything that may have been lurking within, fortunately no nasties so did what was needed and then back to bed whilst listening to our un-invited guests all night.

Day 2 – Jungle is Massive!!

After a slightly broken and nervous sleep (Shell not Glenn) we emerged for breakfast which we had  in the restaurant area.

We spoke to Bastian and booked an overnight lake trip for the next day and then we decided to do one of the Jungle treks under our own steam.  So around midday we headed to the gates of Khao Sok National Park and headed into the Jungle.
 
The trek started off along a decent path with thick Bamboo and vines on either, we hoped that we wouldn’t bump into any venomous snakes, tigers, leopards or the like, but instead to see the resident Gibbons instead.

After a hour or so we came to a check point/drinks lodge at Bang Hau Rad waterfalls where it appeared we couldn’t go any further without a guide (there was a notice) and the waterfall’s were just a gentle set of rapids.  After a brief rest stop we then learned that you could continue without a guide to waterfall the next 4 Waterfalls and after checking with the lodge this was confirmed.
Setting off again the path became narrower and slightly harder to follow and very few so you just had to follow a path that looked well trodden.  The jungle became thicker and you felt as you were exploring a tropical jungle on your own, only coming across the odd trekker along the way.



After  another hour we followed a path down to the river to see Waterfall number 3, Wang Yao, it was very pretty down there and you could hear the cries of Gibbon’s in the distance, although we could not see them.  Once again not so much of a waterfall but a gentle set of ledges which water ran over.
So we decided to push on to waterfall 4.  The going then got tougher with steep inclines and declines over tree roots, vines and fallen bamboo trees,  and ledges with sheer drops, me having to keep a constant ear out for Bambi on Ice behind me (Shell).


We then got to Waterfall 4, Bang Leap Nam, which was described as having no high waterfall but a few chutes in the river where the entire flow is concentrated.  However yet again whilst beautiful there was indeed not spectacular falls and no sightings of gibbons!

Pressing on and after 6 km of trekking through the jungle we finally arrived at Waterfall 5, Tan Sawam Waterfall.  It was the most pretty of the falls and whilst they were not what I’d actually describe as a waterfall we agreed that we would sit there for a while and contemplate a swim.
 

Half an hour later and still not swimming we thought we should make our way back before it started getting dark as I didn’t  think my survival skills were up to building a shelter and making a fire (despite watching loads of Bear Grills and Ed Stafford over the years!). 
We trekked (Glenn) and stumbled (Shell) back to waterfall 2 and decided to have a rest and a beer in the lodge before heading home.  Whilst we sat there the lady running it said there was a snake in the trees that we should take a look at, when we went over there was a vivid green snake about two feet long.  We later found out from Bastian that it was a Whip Snake and although poisonous it would have to bite your little finger or earlobe and then spend some time chewing the venom in and then only if you were susceptible to anaphylactic shock could it kill you! 



On the way back from there we quickly popped down to waterfall 1, Wing Hin Waterfall which was more of the same, except we managed to see a terrapin chilling out on a rock, which was nice.
 
Returning back to the Jungalow’s late in the afternoon and after a days trekking we decided to be very British and have a few Gin & Tonic’s before going out for an evening meal.

The meal itself was very tasty but that was after about a half hour wait to get served, Shell getting a different dish to the one she ordered and one of my dishes not turning up at all.  On top of this the food came out as and when they felt like it and not altogether.   However we had become accustomed to this in Myanmar as just eat each dish when it turned up.

We returned back to the lodge to have a couple more drinks before bed, we figured that if we got nicely toasted, together with the days hiking that we would get soundly to sleep without Roland and his mates keeping us awake.

Day 3 -  The land that time forgot, Floating Huts & Pot-Holing!

Today after a good night’s sleep, we had a few visitors but more used to it now, we got up early and had breakfast whilst we waited for the Minibus to pick us up for our lake excursion. There were about 12 of us on the bus, mainly French and a few Dutch.  We were amazed to see a French family who had a small daughter of around 7 and a baby which must have been around 1, I thought ‘great we are going to be stuck with a screaming brat for 2 days!’

The minibus then dropped us at some pontoons where we were put onto a long-tail boat and we soon headed out onto the lake.  The scenery was absolutely stunning with large limestone cliffs wherever you could see covered in jungle vegetation.  It was somewhere where you could imagine them filming Jurassic Park with Pterodactyl’s flying all over the place.
 

After about an hour and a half passing this amazing scenery and sunken trees we turned the corner and our accommodation for the night came into view, which again looked incredible.
We were staying in a floating village, which was basically two long pontoon’s with very very small bamboo huts on them which could barely accommodate the two allotted single mattresses in them.   We were each allotted a hut and told to meet in the central communal area for lunch.  Some people were concerned about the lack of mosquito nets in the huts and were told that they were not  needed as the  lake water was too warm at 29 degrees where Mosquito’s didn’t live. Some of the group still insisted but we took our chances, the guy seemed to know what he was doing.
 
 
Lunch was served on long table and consisted of a green curry or chicken and fried rice followed by some fruit.  We then had a short time to ourselves so we went back to our hut along the very rickety  cobbled together pontoon walkways which included wobbly an missing planks  (Des Martin would have spent the day fixing everything for them!!), where we chilled out and admired the view for a short while, whilst other people swam in the lake.

In the afternoon we were back aboard the boat and heading for some trekking in the Jungle and to look at some caves (we had been told to bring head torches for this and very sensible footware).  Heading down a few of the lakes estuaries we were then deposited at an area where we began our trek.
It didn’t start well for some, as we disembarked the boat across some logs a girl fell in!, Fortunately (for Shel) the guide then re-thought the approach and the rest the group scrambled across other boats and made it to the shore dry and unbruised. The French family with the young kids were coming on the trek to but for the mum and baby, only to the outside of the caves.
 

Once again we were trekking through thick jungle criss-crossing through small water inlets and passing old ruins.  After around an hour or so we came to the back exit of the caves and were told to take off our tops and take our head torches with us.
Shell and I were slightly nervous as we had read in a book back at the Jungalow’s about two inexperienced guides who took a party of 8 into the caves during the wet season back in 2007 and half way through they heard a rumbling sound and eight of them including the guides were washed away to their deaths through the caves as there had been a flash flood outside.  The other two, a couple had managed to scramble higher up in the cave and were ok.  However after a while the boyfriend had said he would go and try to get help, but when he went back into the water he was washed to his death as well.  The remaining girl stayed by herself in the darkness until she was rescued some 24 hours later!!

Fortunately for us this was the summer season so very dry and so we continued our hike for a further 20 minutes until we reached the mouth of the cave and were told to don our head torches and we trudged on  into the dark.
 

It started off very gently at first passing into large caverns which contain quite a number of bats, but then slowly but surely the surface became more uneven and we started to wade through water up to our thighs.  Shell was doing really well to keep her footing and then we found ourselves squeezing through narrow passages between large stalagmite formations (fortunately no one in the group was overweight), then plunging down into water up to our chests and wading along.  At one point we had to take hold of a small rope and slide ourselves into more deep water.  We found this was more akin to pot-holing than just visiting a cave system and the system itself was around ½ km in length.  The stalagmite/stalactite formations were fantastic to see but I think everyone was a bit happy once we had squeezed through the small exit to the cave and were back in daylight.
It was a fantastic experience that we were not expecting, but we agreed that there is no way you would be allowed to do that in the UK/Europe without first signing a bunch of disclaimers!!

We then trekked back to the long-tail boat and headed back to the floating village where we had a quick break before going for dinner.  Dinner was some type of large river fish that was really crisped up with some spices and served with veg and rice – very tasty!!
But the day was not over, as it got dark we went on a night safari, once again getting in the long-tail and cruising along the lake banks whilst our guides tried to find some wildlife for us using spotlights to try and pick them up.  The trip lasted about an hour and a half and we apparently spotted tome hornbill birds high up in the canopy (although they could have been plastic models or stuffed from our vantage point in the dark) and a large owl. To be honest this is pretty much what we have come to expect during our wildlife spotting adventure on this trip so far!

Returning to the village we only had time for a couple of beers before it was time to turn in for the night, as the village was powered by a generator it was lights out at 10.30. 
 

We went to bed but having no en-suite and listening to the fish splashing around below us I pretty soon found wanted the toilet.  However the toilets were across two rickety pontoons and a couple of wobbly planks/logs in the dark, so we had to once again wear our head torches so we didn’t end up in the lake.
Later during the night I woke (Not Shell) and needed the facilities once again, but I had heard a few of our neighbours during the night just open their door and top up the lake, so I decided to take this option rather than risk a dunking – sorry fish!!

Day 4 – Bathing local stylie
We woke early at 6.00am, mosquito free.  The packed program included a couple more trips that began at 6.30 so first we had to get showered.  Having no shower the option open to us was the lake, so after we saw one of our neighbours take the plunge we put on our swimmers and jumped in and then got out soaped up and plunged in again – this may sound hard core but the lake was still about 29 degrees even at this time in the morning.

Our next activity was another boat safari this time hoping to catch animals coming down for a drink early in the morning.  Again there was not a lot of action for a while, eventually though some small monkeys were spotted in the trees playing and eating and they were soon joined by a number of large hornbill birds who made a fantastic noise when they flapped their wings.
After a while we left them and continued going where we came to a part of the lake that had loads of water submerged trees poking out which made a nice photo.



Again this lasted for around 1 ½ hours and then we were taken back to the floating village for breakfast, which turned out to be pancakes and banana’s which was a nice change.
Breakfast done we were then leaving the village and its pretty little huts behind and were back in the boat and heading for another trek site.

An hour later we were stepping off at another pontoon, unfortunately for Shell to get to the land where we had to start the trip it meant crossing a bridge made of about 4 floating logs, it’s a shame though as she made it!!  We also held our breath whilst the French guy with his baby on his back crossed it (to be fair the baby, Charlie, had become a bit of a star by then as he didn’t  make one bit of noise the whole trip and everyone was doting on him – apart from me!).
We started the trek and it was a steep uphill through Jungle again, then it continued to be steep for around a kilometre until we reached the top. 

At the top we found ourselves at the entrance to another cave, fortunately this one was dry and I would personally describe it as a Scooby-Doo type cave.  Once inside we had our head torches on again and were again looking at some great stalactites and stalagmites, but there was more wildlife in this cave.  First we saw a cave snake which specialises in hanging from the roofs of caves and picking off bats as they fly past.  We also saw a number of large cave spiders, which had some quite vivid colours (too dark in the cave to take pics on our crappy camera!  Finally we were led into a very large chamber which stunk of bat dropping, which were incidentally being feasted on by cave crickets around our feet.   We were then told to turn our head torches off and take a few more steps forward and then look at the ceiling and turn them back on again, when we did we saw thousands and thousands of bats which started to fly around when disturbed by the lights shining on them. It stunk!
 

After the cave we headed back through the Jungle to the pontoon to have a packed lunch that was provided and lots of fresh pineapple and watermelon.  We were then given about ½ to relax or have one final swim in the lake.

Getting back in the long-tail we had one last journey and chance to enjoy the stunning scenery before returning to the original starting point to pick up the minibus back to the Jungalow’s.
 

When we arrived we were checked back into the same one we had previously stayed in. once we sorted our luggage we decided just to have a meal in their restaurant and a few G & T’s whilst doing a spot of Gecko watching as we had another early start it the morning.
 
Just to note we had no trouble sleeping we were getting used to the wildlife in our room by now!!

Wednesday, 17 February 2016

Khao Lak


Day 1 – Back to the Mainland
Sorry only a couple of photo's this blog, due to camera/tech problems - normal service will be resumed on next one!!
We had to get up early today to catch the ferry from Phi Phi to Krabi, as there were no baggage/porters we dragged our bags through the town to the ferry port.

After a quick coffee by the port we boarded the Ferry for around a 2 hour trip,  fortunately this time the crossing was as smooth one and we were soon disembarking at the other side.  Unfortunately the travel agent screwed up and only gave us our bus ticket and not one for the Ferry so we had to pay for it again (and got a refund later) We were then met by a minibus driver who was taking us around 60km to Khao Lak which as it happened was a pretty uneventful drive compared to most of our road trips so far.

Around 2pm we were deposited at the roadside and we had to sort out a Tuk-Tuk for the final couple of miles to our guest house, which was actually slightly up from Khao Lak and was located close to Bang Niang Beach.

Checking into the Swiss Guest House (strangely the owners were Swiss!) we discovered our room had no windows and had a number of mosquito’s in residence.  So after a quick unpack and pest control session we headed out to explore the area.
We soon found the main drag to Bang Niang Beach and it appeared to be a very Nordic/Germanic area.  As it was sooo hot we just checked out a couple of bars to cool down in with a few ice cold Chang’s.

As evening came around we were touted for an Indian Restaurant by an old fella in full Indian garb.  When inside the restaurant we saw that the beer was 160 Batt instead of the 90 Batt elsewhere, Shell pointed this out to the waiter and we were then charged 90 Batt as we were the first customers of the night.  The meal was fairly nice and a change from Thai food, but after dinner I still wasn’t feeling that great with my head cold so we headed back to the guesthouse for a very early night at 7.30!!
Day 2 – Backbreak Hotel & Exploring Khao Lak Area

What a rubbish night, I’ve discovered (Shelley) that I don’t sleep well in windowless dwellings, I woke at one point in the night and thought my head was where my feet should be!.  On top of this the bed was awful and gave me a really bad back. So that laid the plans for the rest of the day, we were to look for new accommodation!
Breakfast however was nice and after this we hired a motorbike from the guest house and headed off to explore the nearby beaches and then decide where we wanted to stay.

Beach 1 was called Khuk Khak Beach Pretty nice, a few food stalls and massage tents along the top but not much else

Beach 2 was Laem Pakarang – This was more of a view point than a beach where we could see miles of golden stand in the distance so that’s where we headed next
Beach 3 was Ao Thong Beach- stunning beach but surrounded by very posh hotels way out of our budget, also not a lot else other than hotels, we moved on after a coconut shake each

Beach 4 was Kantaray beach which was pretty similar to Ao Thong so we decided to loop back and look at the main beach in Khao Lak
Beach 5 & 6 was Khoa Lak and Nang Thong which are pretty much joined together, the beaches were nice but it was a real schlep to the beach through built up apartment blocks etc, Plus it was wall to wall Germans and we didn’t fancy our chances with the beach towels so again, we moved on!

Beach 7: Bang Niang Beach – this was the one our guest house was closest too and we thought it looked the best, a little cove of white sand with rocks and things (for Glenn to go crab hunting). Stopping there for a 2nd look, we agreed to find accommodation closer to the beach and restaurants (Swiss guest house was about 1.5k away)
The first one we came to was run by a very austere German woman who told us there was no room. The second one was completely out of our price range and others looked a bit too seedy. Feeling a bit hot and bothered we decided to get a cold drink and check the internet for options too.

The place we stopped out was advertising a room and when we asked the lovely Thai lady owner (husbands German) pointed us to a guest house around the corner and told us to haggle.
The Guest house turned out to be really nice, a German name but run by Thai’s. The girl showed us to a room which was really spacious and airy with a balcony and floor to ceiling windows! She wanted 1000 Baht  per night (about £20) and I said we only had 800, she then went to show us to an 800 room (I later found out that these ones don’t have windows) but then realised it was occupied so we agreed on 850 and booked in for the following night for 2 nights.

Relieved, I suggested that we went back to the bar to thank the Thai lady, we did, she was over the moon that we had bothered to come back so we stayed for a beer and a chat before heading off to the local market.
The market was pretty cool, we picked up a new T-Shirt for Glenn. We had dinner  off one off the stools, assorted BBQ meats which was delicious before heading back to rest up at back break hotel before going out in the evening.

Glenn had spotted a music bar that he wanted to check out, as he promised he wouldn’t get on stage this time we headed there first but it looked a bit tame so we moved on.  The 2nd bar was playing some good tunes so we stopped there and got chatting to the owner who was from Belgium, an Aussie girl and a really cool couple from Holland (they were all friends)
The owner invited us on a boat trip he was running the next day for a pretty cheap price but as it basically sounded like a booze cruise we declined. One of his friends also explained that the Owner was pretty popular in the area due to the work he did for the local people after the Tsunami. He and his Thai wife basically pressurised the government to give aid to those that needed it to ensure the money wasn’t going into the pockets of the rich.

Sadly he’s no longer with his wife, he fell on hard times and lost his previous bar and it seems 12 years of marriage and a child wasn’t enough to keep her around. When we spoke to him about it he just shrugged and explained that was the Thai Way “you look after me, I look after you, If you don’t, I’m off!”.

We had a few in there in the hope we would get a better night’s sleep in back-break hotel!

Day 3, Bye bye Back-break hotel, Monks on a beach!
Shelley crawled to breakfast due to another bad night but the breakfast was good. Afterwards we headed to our new digs for 11 as Shel had negotiated an early check in. It had a lovely balcony and a fridge which we could stock up with beers and iced coffees (another small addiction we have)

By this time it was quite late so we headed to the bar with the nice Thai Lady to book a trip to the Similan Islands (beaches and marine life are supposed to be stunning). We then hired a bike and headed towards some waterfalls we spotted on the map.

The waterfall was more of a disappointing trickle so we didn’t stop long and decided to head to a final beach we hadn’t visited the previous day.

Bangsak Beach: Was stunning, miles of golden sand, and we were pretty much the only ones there until some monks decided to join us and went for a paddle taking selfies of themselves on their smartphones, I thought you only got a robe and a bowl if you were a monk?

After a quick dip and some body surfing we dried off on the beach before heading off by bike for the furthest point we could see. Unfortunately it started to rain so we pulled into a local roadside café where we got talking to (we think) the owne’rs son. He offered to take us out on his fishing boat the following day and we had to decline as we had already booked the trip to Similan – Gutted!

After we headed back for some food by the hotel before heading off for an early night, Up with the larks again tomorrow!

Day 4 – Speed boat to Similan Islands

Picked up at 7:30 by mini bus we headed to the port where we were greeted, given wrist bands and fins and invited to help ourselves to breakfast.
The speed boat contains about 30 tourists seated in a circle facing inwards. As you wasn’t allowed to get up and move around we basically sat there starring at each other and watching a small boy get sea sick.

The Similan Islands are rated one of the world’s top 10 dive destinations and is comprised of 9 islands. The brochure says “if one wanted an idea of what heaven would be like, this is the place to visit as the islands are beautifully lined with crystal white beaches and tropical jungles. …. As we were still recovering from our Phi Phi diving we decided to snorkel (plus the diving was bloody expensive!)

At the first island, Koh Bangu (we think), we moored up and jumped off the boat to snorkel. There was a small beach which we were told that if you stepped foot on it, you would be arrested as that’s where the turtles lay their eggs. We spent 30mins snorkelling there (lots of stunning colourful fish) before being ordered back on the boat to move to the next island.
The next Island (Koh Similan) we pulled up at a beach called Elephant rock because there a pretty big rock there shaped like an Elephant (if you squint your eyes) we were told not to climb it as there had been a few accidents and deaths previously. Our guide (who was quite a force to be reckoned with for a tiny Thai Lady) ordered everyone to go straight to the picnic area where they served as a hot lunch with a surprisingly large choice.

 

After lunch we queued up to have the obligatory pic with Elephant rock in the background before going for a quick dip and then heading back to the boat.
 
 

Island 3 we can’t remember the name of but again moored up away from the beach again and dived in from the  boat, loads of great fish but again not enough time before Thai Hitler called us aboard.

Island 4 (?) we moored up on the beach and waded in. First we went to find the fruit bats, we were told were sleeping in the trees, we found them, there were loads!.

We then waded back in to snorkel, lots of great fish and a chance to practice our snorkel diving moves: diving to the bottom to get a better look at the fish before swimming  back up and clearing your snorkel  before you reach the top  (leant in PADI)  plus using the Go Pro.

Back on board we then headed for another 45 mins back to the port. All in all it was quite pricey and very touristy but it was a good day out and they kept feeding us biscuits, fruit etc. between meals. There was even a big buffet waiting for us back at the port but we were too full to take advantage.
 
 

Politely declining the offer of buying a plate with your face on it (do people really buy these) we headed for the minibus back to the hotel where we chilled out blogging and researching our next destination.
We also learnt that the Thai’s aren’t too keen on the Chinese Tourists, as it was Chinese New Year there were hundreds of them!. At each Island we visited our guide would point to where the Chinese were swimming and we were told to avoid them. “They all wear life jackets, only go in up to their waist and still they drown”.

We said would go back and see the Thai lady we booked our trip with as she had asked. We got chatting with her and her husband and then a young guy came him who also knew them. It was weird hearing another English accent as we were pretty much the only Brits in Khao Lak. It turned out to be true as when she explained to him we were English his face lit up and we asked him to join us.

It turned out that his name was Tom and he was a teacher: Teacher Tom. Was teaching in the UK and decided to resign and head off to travel. He arrived in Khao Lak, loved it and had been there since August. Really nice guy!. The only teacher we had met who taught in a Thai Village (most teach in international schools as the wages where higher) as he wanted to do some good and give something back. He lived in a tiny one room bungalow and rented his bike monthly, deliriously happy with his lot!
He was there to meet an Artist who had the shop next door to go to a music gig, but he got so involved in our conversation he decided to stick with us and we headed off to the Belgium Guys bar as he spoke great English and thought Tom might strike up a friendship with him.

After a few games of pool (Glenn and Tom) we started to play name that tune, well name a song with a specific word in it really, overhearing a big German guy joined in with us.
A challenge for you readers, can you name a song with the word beige in it?

After a while Teacher Tom was a little worse for wear (hasn’t got the stamina we have accumulated after 3 months of travel!) and decided to head off. As he’s a teacher he’s blocked on FB so gave us his details which sadly we lost! What a shame, we would have definitely kept in touch.

The bar was closing and it turned out that German Bloke was staying at the hotel so we headed there for a final beer (all on trust, you just help yourself out of the fridge) exchanging tips on good upcoming bands before heading to bed.